A rather ordinary blog for my ordinary thoughts about my ordinary life. var sc_project=3915525; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=47; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="d994db78"; Tumblr (3.0; @girlfrommars)http://absolutelyordinary.com/Sonny: Do I have to tell you again that I don't hit women?<br /> Alexis: Well, but you do call them bitches and whores.http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/664351027http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/664351027Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:06:13 -0700soapy goodnesssoapsgeneral hospitaltv<p>I get the feeling that this scene where Sonny tells Morgan that Jax is basically going to be his new dad is supposed to be gut-wrenching and sad, but holy cow, Maurice Benard’s acting is <em>so</em> bad.  I’m laughing so hard.  Call me heartless, but whatever.  MAH SON!</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/607959637http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/607959637Mon, 17 May 2010 14:51:54 -0700soapssoapy goodnesstvgeneral hospital<p>Carly just asked Jax to adopt Morgan.  Now we’re in for weeks of Sonny yelling, “MAH SON!” again.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/599041487http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/599041487Fri, 14 May 2010 14:53:57 -0700soapssoapy goodnesstvgeneral hospital<p>So let me get this straight.  Apparently cops are THE EVIL and mobster murders are good and virtuous and trustworthy.  Never trust Dante, Kristina and Molly, because he’s a cop!  But listen to mobster hitman Jason because even though he kills people, he’s not evil!</p> <p>Gotcha.</p> <p>And did Carly, Jason and Sonny ever consider that they’re the ones responsible for messing Michael up?  Yeah, probably not, because this is all Dante’s fault.  And Lulu?  She’s bad, too, because OMG she sides with Dante and therefore the law.  THAT’S BAD.</p> <p>The people of Port Charles make my head hurt.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/561697299http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/561697299Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:46:19 -0700soapssoapy goodnesstvgeneral hospital<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1aw7mebys1qzp2iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What is this … I don’t even …</p> <p>How in the world could Tyra Banks and friends think this is a good photo?  Tyra needs to not encourage the crazy.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/541619293http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/541619293Thu, 22 Apr 2010 16:06:58 -0700tvreality tvamerica's next top modelwtf tyra?<p>So when Sonny and Jason took Michael and hid him on that island, did they only give him one shirt to wear?  Good planning.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/539045247http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/539045247Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:04:52 -0700soapy goodnesssoapsgeneral hospitaltv<p>Why does Bobbie Spencer look like Octomom now?</p> <p>Hold me.  I am frightened.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/506506848http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/506506848Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:25:43 -0700soapssoapy goodnessgeneral hospitaltv<p>Even though I’m 99.9% sure that they’ll never ever see this, I’d like to thank the nice couple who were walking their dogs in the opposite direction that I was jogging in this morning and heard the incredibly loud popping sound my ankle made as it twisted and stopped to make sure that I was okay.  I think I was more embarrassed and frustrated at that point to really feel the AWESOME pain, but having them offer to walk me back to my car or drive me home was super nice.  And then later when they saw me gingerly walking back home, checking again to make sure I was okay was nice.</p> <p>So, thank you, kind people.  Even though I am incredibly sore and will likely not be jogging again for awhile, your kindness made my day in a way.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/506336610http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/506336610Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:50:56 -0700nice people<p>COME ON, BUTLER!</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/494351501http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/494351501Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:59:25 -0700<p>Was Ethan’s hair flat ironed today?</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/487651107http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/487651107Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:27:32 -0700soapy goodnesssoapsgeneral hospital<p>Why is Sonny talking with the judge’s thick southern accent today?</p> <p>I HAVE NEVER HURT A WOMAN IN MY LIFE, HOOOOOOOOONEY.</p> <p>/dies</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/485061114http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/485061114Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:55:00 -0700soapy goodnesssoapsgeneral hospital<p>So Ricky Martin announced that he’s gay.  Is anyone really surprised by this news?  Anyone?  Bueller?</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/483442326http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/483442326Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:47:15 -0700celebrities<p>I had Butler in the Elite Eight, but didn’t have them in the Final Four.  Seriously nice work though, guys.  Congrats!</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/477832384http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/477832384Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:00:47 -0700march madness<p>From <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/03/25/american-idol-11-elimination/">EW’s Popwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote>I truly wish each and every one of you at home could have seen the faces of the contestants during whatever it was that Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas sang. The girls did a better job of masking their lack of enthusiasm than the guys. Lee Dewyze looked like he was involuntarily witnessing childbirth. At one point, Big Mike turned to Casey, and the two men had a silent, shrugging conversation that went one of three possible ways.</blockquote> <blockquote>1. Big Mike: “Dude, what song is this?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.”<br/>2. Big Mike: “Dude, who are these people?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.”<br/>3. Big Mike: “Dude, you think I could bench press that Jonas?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.” </blockquote> <p>It’s for these reasons that I wished they’d had video footage of the contestants’ faces when they found out their mentor this week was going to be … Miley Cyrus.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472909671http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472909671Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:13:29 -0700american idoltv<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzunbzD5N11qzp2iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tyra Banks is no longer allowed to criticize anything any of the contestants on <em>America’s Next Top Model</em> wear.  What is this, Tyra?  A nude bodysuit with shoulder pads?  Or a whole outfit made out of shoulder pads?  I’m pretty sure I had nightmares about this outfit last night.  I don’t know all that much about fashion, but I do know that this is … not cute.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472890343http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472890343Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:59:59 -0700america's next top modeltvtyra bankswtf?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzttfieIcx1qzp2iwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m kind of excited. Just a little bit.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472054114http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/472054114Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:14:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzow969JTX1qzf9gso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahcuteanimalss.tumblr.com/post/465788534/vi-sualize-us">fuckyeahcuteanimalss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vi.sualize.us/view/1146147e5f3676a95da4f67f677b0578/">vi.sualize.us</a></p> </blockquote> <p> Love this.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/468896425http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/468896425Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:28:39 -0700<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/03/22/miley-cyrus-will-guest-mentor-on-american-idol/">Miley Cyrus Will Guest Mentor on American Idol</a>: <p>Oh, this will be good.  “Dude, Crystal, let me teach you about this thing called autotune.  I love it.  It’s great.”</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/466602618http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/466602618Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:31:50 -0700american idolwtf?<a href="http://daytimeconfidential.com/2010/03/22/shocker-ghs-drew-garrett-out-chad-duell-in-as-michael-corinthos-iii">SHOCKER: GH's Drew Garrett OUT, Chad Duell IN as Michael Corinthos III</a>: <p>Say whaaaat?  I think Michael is a total psychopath, but Drew Garrett was really, really good at playing him as a total psychopath.  Hopefully he moves on to bigger and better things that don’t involve him saying “I KILLED CLAUDIA!” in 742 different ways every week, because the kid is pretty darn talented.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/466295305http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/466295305Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:54:00 -0700soapssoapy goodnessgeneral hospital<object width="400" height="255"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyPF21qqzVA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyPF21qqzVA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="255" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I woke up with this song stuck in my head.  It’s still stuck in my head.</p> <p>You’re welcome.</p>http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/465878161http://absolutelyordinary.com/post/465878161Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:30:09 -0700musicmusic videostarshipthe 80's were a much simpler time