Most dramatic episode ever.

Except not really.

Have I mentioned how much I love The Bachelor?  The show is pure comedy.  Take this week’s episode for example.  Tenley’s dancing!  Vienna’s dad’s accent!  Gia’s mom!  Gia’s brother’s hair!  Jake’s weird faces!  Jake perfecting his Jason Mesnick moves!  (Lean over balcony or railing.  Scrunch face up.  Weep.)  The mere fact that the women freak out more over smaller events happening than a big event happening!  I know it could all be editing (and probably was), but I love how the women wept like someone just ran over their dog when Rozlyn left, but when Ali leaves?  Nothing.

And, kids out there, honestly?  If you have a nice job, and you have to choose between having a job and sticking around to maybe get picked to “win” on a reality dating show, please pick your job.  Please.  Then when the bachelor invitably breaks up with the “winner,” he’ll realize that you were “the one” after all and call you up and you can date like normal people.  Win-win!