I was thisclose to flinging something at my TV today when the usually awesome Dante lied and said that he shot himself.  (I’m kind of surprised that when he said it, Sonny didn’t barge in and say, “I SHOT MY OWN SON, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW, SEE.  I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS MY SON.”  That’s all he can say anymore, right?)  But then, Morgan, who is awesome, had to go and visit Dante, and they had to have a really awesome scene together, so all was forgiven, and my TV was spared having something thrown at it.

If I’m Morgan, I’m doing whatever I can to get away from both my mother and my father and making it so that my new big brother, Dante, raises me.

Oh, and Lulu?  Still awesome.  I don’t know when it happened, but I’m really liking this truth-telling Lulu.  “It must be a gift to hypnotize the people you hurt the most to cover your ass.”  YES.  Way, way better than Olivia, who seems to think that Sonny will pay because he’ll be overcome by his guilt.  Yeah, Olivia, that’s a way better punishment than going to prison.  Sure.  Okay.  You just keep thinking that.