I feel bad when I neglect Tumblr for Twitter.  To keep Tumblr from feeling left out, I’ll tell it that I have a super blister on my foot.  Lovely, no?  Yeah, it feels lovely, too.  Makes me limp and everything.  THE BEST.

Oh, and I should have known that mentioning Foot Fetist Tanner on The Bachelorette on Twitter would bring out the weirdos.  Right after I mentioned him, I get a notice that some “sexy feet” person is following me.  Ew.  BLOCKED.

Now I can go back to not posting here for another month or two.