File this one under “Things That Make Me Laugh When It’s Almost 2am and I Should Be in Bed.”

Eric Byrnes believes his new mouth guard will help his hamstring.

Say whaaaaaaaaat?

But because it’s almost 2am, and everything is funnier at 2am when you’re extra tired, this is the part that makes me laugh the most:

“It’s supposed to line your jaw up and help you breathe and a bunch of shit,” the third baseman said.

You going to try it out?

“No.”

I’m giggling as I type this.  I’m going to bed now.