Why is Sonny talking with the judge’s thick southern accent today?

I HAVE NEVER HURT A WOMAN IN MY LIFE, HOOOOOOOOONEY.

/dies

So Ricky Martin announced that he’s gay.  Is anyone really surprised by this news?  Anyone?  Bueller?

I had Butler in the Elite Eight, but didn’t have them in the Final Four.  Seriously nice work though, guys.  Congrats!

From EW’s Popwatch:

I truly wish each and every one of you at home could have seen the faces of the contestants during whatever it was that Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas sang. The girls did a better job of masking their lack of enthusiasm than the guys. Lee Dewyze looked like he was involuntarily witnessing childbirth. At one point, Big Mike turned to Casey, and the two men had a silent, shrugging conversation that went one of three possible ways.

1. Big Mike: “Dude, what song is this?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.”
2. Big Mike: “Dude, who are these people?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.”
3. Big Mike: “Dude, you think I could bench press that Jonas?” Casey: “I have no idea, dude.” 

It’s for these reasons that I wished they’d had video footage of the contestants’ faces when they found out their mentor this week was going to be … Miley Cyrus.

Tyra Banks is no longer allowed to criticize anything any of the contestants on America’s Next Top Model wear.  What is this, Tyra?  A nude bodysuit with shoulder pads?  Or a whole outfit made out of shoulder pads?  I’m pretty sure I had nightmares about this outfit last night.  I don’t know all that much about fashion, but I do know that this is … not cute.

I’m kind of excited. Just a little bit.

fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

vi.sualize.us

 Love this.

Miley Cyrus Will Guest Mentor on American Idol →

Oh, this will be good.  “Dude, Crystal, let me teach you about this thing called autotune.  I love it.  It’s great.”

SHOCKER: GH's Drew Garrett OUT, Chad Duell IN as Michael Corinthos III →

Say whaaaat?  I think Michael is a total psychopath, but Drew Garrett was really, really good at playing him as a total psychopath.  Hopefully he moves on to bigger and better things that don’t involve him saying “I KILLED CLAUDIA!” in 742 different ways every week, because the kid is pretty darn talented.

I woke up with this song stuck in my head.  It’s still stuck in my head.

You’re welcome.