July 2009
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So you know those Disneyland commercials with that kid who says, “I’MTOOEXCITEDTOSLEEP!” in that weird voice?
Yeah, that’s me right now.
And I was just thinking. If a Giants player throwing a no-hitter makes us all cry tears of joy while we frolic through the streets wanting to hug everyone in sight, what the heck will happen when the Giants finally win the World...
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Okay, forget Charlie Manuel ...
JONATHAN SANCHEZ JUST THREW A NO HITTER. OH MY GOD. I CANNOT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. AND WHEN I’M NOT TYPING IN ALL CAPS, I FEEL THE NEED TO END MY SENTENCES IN MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS.
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This is so amazing. Seriously. One night after Tim Lincecum flirted with a no hitter into the seventh inning, Jonathan Sanchez, who lost his spot in the rotation, took a PERFECT...
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NEWSFLASH!
Charlie Manuel is even dumber than I thought. Picking Jayson Werth to replace Beltran? SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE TAKING YOUR ENTIRE OUTFIELD? Pardon my language, but this is some serious bullshit. What’s the point of the whole final vote then? You pick five guys and put one of your guys on even though you know you’re going to pick him anyway, and then when it comes time to replace...
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A couple of weeks ago I was watching the MLB Network’s Thursday night game, Philadelphia vs. Tampa Bay. The announcers were talking about Charlie Manuel and how he was really a smart guy even if he didn’t really come across that way. While they were saying this, they had the camera on him. He was eating sunflower seeds and was having trouble spitting the shells out. Seriously,...
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WatchBecause Pablo is better than the other dudes. Plus, his nickname is Kung Fu Panda. Wouldn’t you want a panda on your all-star team? Exactly.
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