Oh, Sonny.

Sonny:	Do I have to tell you again that I don't hit women?
Alexis:	Well, but you do call them bitches and whores.

Snicker.

I get the feeling that this scene where Sonny tells Morgan that Jax is basically going to be his new dad is supposed to be gut-wrenching and sad, but holy cow, Maurice Benard’s acting is so bad.  I’m laughing so hard.  Call me heartless, but whatever.  MAH SON!

Great.

Carly just asked Jax to adopt Morgan.  Now we’re in for weeks of Sonny yelling, “MAH SON!” again.

The World According to Jason Morgan

So let me get this straight.  Apparently cops are THE EVIL and mobster murders are good and virtuous and trustworthy.  Never trust Dante, Kristina and Molly, because he’s a cop!  But listen to mobster hitman Jason because even though he kills people, he’s not evil!

Gotcha.

And did Carly, Jason and Sonny ever consider that they’re the ones responsible for messing Michael up?  Yeah, probably not, because this is all Dante’s fault.  And Lulu?  She’s bad, too, because OMG she sides with Dante and therefore the law.  THAT’S BAD.

The people of Port Charles make my head hurt.

What is this … I don’t even …

How in the world could Tyra Banks and friends think this is a good photo?  Tyra needs to not encourage the crazy.

So when Sonny and Jason took Michael and hid him on that island, did they only give him one shirt to wear?  Good planning.

Why does Bobbie Spencer look like Octomom now?

Hold me.  I am frightened.

Even though I’m 99.9% sure that they’ll never ever see this, I’d like to thank the nice couple who were walking their dogs in the opposite direction that I was jogging in this morning and heard the incredibly loud popping sound my ankle made as it twisted and stopped to make sure that I was okay.  I think I was more embarrassed and frustrated at that point to really feel the AWESOME pain, but having them offer to walk me back to my car or drive me home was super nice.  And then later when they saw me gingerly walking back home, checking again to make sure I was okay was nice.

So, thank you, kind people.  Even though I am incredibly sore and will likely not be jogging again for awhile, your kindness made my day in a way.

COME ON, BUTLER!

Oh, General Hospital

Was Ethan’s hair flat ironed today?